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What goes in and out and smells of piss? What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother ...

What is brown and has holes in it? What's brown and has holes in it? - Swiss Shit. ...

An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA... An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupees. He handed to the cashier 100,000Rpsand after a quick calculation on the calculator, ...

A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of... A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary aboutthe way of life there.REPORTER: Hello there, excuse me, ...

What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp ...

How do you play Iraqi bingo? How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18...B52...F18Sent by Onky ...

Guns in a garden An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden.The old man wrote to his son about it and received ...

Greedy Kiwi This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep....."Mate", the aussie said, "Over there we shear them".The kiwi replied, "Mate, I'm not shearing this ...

What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A leisure centre. ...

An American was waiting on a London street corner... An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing by when a gust ofwind blew her dress above her waist. "A bit airy, isn't it?" remarked the ...

A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam... A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a fine looking hooker looking at him.He stops, bangs on the window and says,"So, what does this cost ...

An American tourist is visiting China... An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people and askes his guide:"How large is the population ...

A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast... A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot.However one citizen was shot at 9.45pm."Why did you do that?" the soldier was asked by ...

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American... A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he ...

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored? Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned. ...

What is the difference between a English actuary and... What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their ...

A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton... A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge."Toilette pepper!" ...

Australia... Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term 'Going Down Under' means something entirely different ...

I saw a pen in a store the other day... I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at itcause it was prettier than most.The clerk said, "It's made in Germany".I said, "That's too bad, I ...

A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel... A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the statue, a sign was displayed: "Here lies Seymour ...

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