| 82 year old man An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to the Dr. to see what the DR had to say about the wife being pregnant. The DR. said let me... |
| If Men made the Rules 1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. 2. If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret, girls,... |
| The 2 P's What's the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun, and a prick owns the penis.... |
| Women vs. Dogs Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop barking.... |
| New scientific element : MAN Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find... |
| Ears lookin at you! A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first candidate walks in, and the boss says, "This job requires you to notice a lot of details. What is one... |
| About last night After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.After a trip to the... |
| Men and blondes Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.... |
| Men at 35.. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.... |
| Black widow spiders Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.... |
| men chasing women Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.... |
| what men hear when women speak What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do laundry right... |
| why Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went it would be hell!... |
| 50-50 relationship What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wrinkle!... |
| blonde Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners?So men can understand them!... |
| sperm Why does it take 100 sperm to fertilize 1 egg?Because men won't stop for directions!... |
| Men say the smartest things when... Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with "A woman once told me..."... |
| Sewage, Oh no When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for.Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to... |
| 60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7.... |
| Men Are Like Toilets.. Men are like toilets -- either they're taken, or full of crap!... |