Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic The Romans had no letter 'U', and used 'V' instead for printing, meaning the Roman representation would for Barney would be: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR Extracting the Roman numerals, we have: CV V L DI V And their decimal equivalents are: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5 Adding those numbers produces: 666. 666 is the number of the Beast. Proved: BARNEY IS SATAN! oI=vo ?/$="'" """^SATAN$~\ .&?/' `""$$, ,/?/' /-"^\. .-=~\T, ,/?/' /SATAN \IS,&' LT `\?\\ ``\?\^I/HATE@:~:$=v\. `$k==v\.??\, `\d `\$$'9P'I-LOVE=SATAN\/$$~?$\ ,R/ /$?~^'"""""`"\\&&< ?b "`~$P:c: /v==v,#::?<<&:'T d$/' [:. ""=o/&. ,P o&Z'`'.## MH\ ,$$' `=:$H&=\. `"b?b. .&' 96*.-v.:?/`\==$&?$&*' `^$?\. `*&*\\ ,P ?~-~' $$S>' `\7b ,T/\&&\. d? T' \/b .&J' `\> d' T, &`L / ? ?, 9 J\T H ?, H / 9, M PJ' `H bT, T T/L H `b M &T, M 9, 9 `L9, M `&. `?*,9 `b d `\?(H. `b ?b `*\ `&. `\. J*b `\o/\. `&. ,P 9/L 9:&. `9\ ?? `H9. *?9\ `b .&' / ``\. `L ./' `H d\/qZbo. M .,=' ,T ./~&$$?=??/' `"=H$ H .o='' J\ ,*/'' `\? `' ./?ov=="*b9, ,$P ,Td ,$$'`' ?M ,$/ J ,$?/ M ?$/ M >\. .,~9$'' T d'M. 9` `Hi:R&:&&6&="' ./$J `^"\Z\. M `=Z\:"" HT" `&H&>v bT, .. v,?\ M .:Z&\. H DEATH~>TO9H `?*\ ?$`#'H 9ALL1KIDS* .$/ `bZ&\ ,o\&KILL&/' \?$.:?ooo/*""' `\$$b \MAIM*:./' `"""' `' `~?&qDESTROY#/' |
