| During an Army war game... |
During an Army war game, a commanding officer'sjeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some menlounging around nearby and asked them to helphim get unstuck. "Sorry sir," said one of the loafers, "but we'vebeen classified dead and the umpire said we couldn'tcontribute in any way." The C.O. turned to his driver and said, "Go drag acouple of those dead bodies over here and throw themunder the wheels to give us some traction." |
