| Road Hazard Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard. As they cruised along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but... |
| Rights George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights... |
| True Love A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral service. The friend asks the woman if her husband had any life insurance, and the widow... |
| New scientific element: WOMAN Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don't even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly.... |
| picking up a woman in a laundromat Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine, will never be able to support you.... |
| women and small feet Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.... |
| Woman saying something smart How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man one told me ...."... |
| I haven't spoken in months I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don't like to interrupt her.... |
| 8 things women won't say 8. What do you mean today's our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.6. Ohhhhhh, this diamond is wayyyyyyyyy tooooooo big! 5. Can our relationship... |
| dishwasher breaks down What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!... |
| womens monthly pain Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.... |
| Marriage and Cheating Marriage was invented because it's only so much fun to cheat at cards.... |
| 3 women went out drinking 3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got together. The first woman said, "I drove my car into a... |
| Ed Zachary Disease A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical... |
| She-Devil There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night. So one night his wife decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up like Satan, and decides to hide... |
| The Pharmacist Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist - he insulted me... |
| Tight Skirt One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived, and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight that she... |
| Six Most Important Men in a Woman's Life THE DOCTOR because he says "Take your clothes off."THE DENTIST because he says "Open wide."THE HAIR DRESSER because he says "Do you want them teased or... |
| The Devout Catholic Woman Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later,... |
| Top 10 Things Only Women Understand 10) Cats' facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.8) Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.7) “Fat” clothes.6) Taking a car trip without... |