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At the spawn shop!
Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop! ...

Lollihops!
What's a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops! ...

A croak and dagger agent!
hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent! ...

He simply croaked!
How did the toad die?He simply croaked! ...

In the croakroom!
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom! ...

Reptiles!
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?Reptiles! ...

I'll get you next slime!
What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?I'll get you next slime! ...

About one mile a day!
What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day! ...

A snail with a housing problem!
What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem! ...

How slime flies!
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies! ...

slugs leave a trail
How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"! ...

Leave them to slug it out!
What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it out! ...

School dinners come on a plate!
What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come on a plate! ...

They use snail varnish!
How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish! ...

Where do you find giant snails?
Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers! ...

Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back! ...

Why did the spider buy a car?
Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin! ...

He goes up the wall!
What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall! ...

ride it to hospital!
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital! ...

They have webbed feet!
Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet! ...

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