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Five penises
A man goes into a doctor's office and says "Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!"The doctor says,"Good lord! How do your pants fit?"The man replies, "Like a
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One doc operated on a person for a hernia...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and took the balls out and kept it on the table. At the end of the operation he wanted to put his balls back into the pouch
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This woman goes into a dentist's office...
This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says
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A mute was walking down the street one day...
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend ofhis, also a mute. In sign language, he inquired how his friend had beendoing. The friend replied (vocally!) "Oh,
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A young lady walks into a doctors office...
A young lady walks into a doctors office. "Doctor I'm suffering from a terrible discharge" The Doctor lays her down lifts up her dress and has a good probe around and says
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A woman visits her physician...
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it's finally her turn. She enters the doctors' office and sits down. The PhD asks her: "Well, what can I do for you
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Don't you just hate it when...
Don't you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you'resitting on the examination table telling him about yoursymptoms, and with each new one you describe, he backs alittle further
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Most dentists chairs go up and down...
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don't they?The one I was in went back and forwards.I thought, "This is unusual."The dentist said to me, "Mr. Owens, get out of the
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