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Redneck Jokes




Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the star spangled banner is "gentlemen start your engines" ...

Redneck's last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?"Hey ya'll. Watch this!" ...

Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign still on it. ...

Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws. ...

Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist. ...

House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels. ...

Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines." ...

You might be a redneck if... rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it. ...

You might be a redneck if... in bed
You've ever used lard in bed. ...

You might be a redneck if... meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre. ...

You might be a redneck if... shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off. ...

You might be a redneck if... girlfriend
You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass. ...

You might be a redneck if... bowling
You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley. ...

You might be a redneck if... highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department. ...

You might be a redneck if... reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister's nude dancing debut. ...

You might be a redneck if... christman
You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop. ...

You might be a redneck if... possum
There is a stuffed 'possum mounted anywhere in your home. ...

You might be a redneck if...beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment. ...

You might be a redneck if...goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand. ...

You might be a redneck if...jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them. ...




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