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A man calls his family doctor...
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit.doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help.man: Fine, but whatever you do, don't ...

Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room.Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, "That's it, ...

A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the floorof the living room naked. Wife yells, "help, help, I am ...

Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman. ...

What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamedthat you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. Whatdo you think it means?""You'll know tonight." he ...

So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really having a difficult time. The kite wasswinging wildly, not exactly what you'd describe asstable, so his wife sticks her head ...

If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long. ...

I married Miss Right...
I married Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was Always. ...

A pregnant woman is about to give birth...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery table, legs up in the stirrups. Suddenly, he sees the topof a head push through. Then the baby pops its head out ...

Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it. ...

Science alert
Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a woman. ...

There was this boy in high school that was what you would call...
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab in the basementof his home and one night he came up and said "Dad lookwhat I ...

Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can't fart? Because, they don't get assholes untill they get married. ...

On their wedding night the husband was so self...
On their wedding night the husband was so self - conscious about the smallness of his penis that before undressing, he snapped off the light. Once he was in bed, he unzipped his pants and ...

Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his ...

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in thecrotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally getshimself to the doctor. He says, "How bad is it doc? ...

The young playboy took a blind date to an...
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. Theride completed, she seemed rather bored. "What would you like to do ...

A man called the undertaker one afternoon...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: "Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker."I got married ...

Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed. I just can't leave her behind alone. ...

Two wives were airing their troubles...
Two wives were airing their troubles:"I'd like to get a divorce," said the first."My husband and I just don't get along.""Why don't you sue him for ...

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